So this is the story of a human that fell asleep. Beside them was a stack of books two feet high atop their dresser. In the middle of the night a small earthquake struck and the stack, which included a large hardcover collection of the Marquis De Sade's writings at the top, toppled onto this human's skull. Blood poured thickly from a deep crack between the brows.
Ya, so that fool died hella hard. Super sad.